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Alexis: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
 
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Ultimate Intimachi: THE SIMPLICITRIX IS WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK IT FUCKING HURTS!
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Ultimate Intimachi: THE SIMPLICITRIX IS WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK IT FUCKING HURTS! ''[his shouting turns into sadistic laughter]'' I LOVE IT!
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Alexis: Jesus fucking Christ, he's a masochist.
 
===The Return===
 
===The Return===
   

Revision as of 02:10, 30 October 2020

Plot

Drahcir (1799.R): Interesting how you all end up looking the same.

Alan (1799.R): I feel like that's a bit of a generalization.

[Drahcir didn't give a proper response, instead activating the cyan Simplicitrix on his left wrist. Pressing its core, he became a big, blue, ogre-like creature with a black helmet on his head that had a white gate and cyan lock in the front. Alan looked on confused.]

Alan (1799.A): What the fuck is that thing?

[Gas expelled from the bolts on the creature's helmet. Demonic screams were heard as the gate slowly opened. Alan's eyes widened and he doubled over, vomiting onto the ground.]

Alan (1799.A): What in the FUCK?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL ASS KIND OF TRANSFORMATION IS THAT?! FUCK!

[The monster approached but was hit by a red orange energy, sending it onto its back, letting out a low groan. Heavy footsteps approached Alan, metal clanging each time they hit the ground. Hesitantly, Alan looked up, and saw an alternate version of NRG, which was a bit slimmer than his own form, and had a blue-tinted suit, as well as reddish orange radiation glowing from the several holes on its containment suit.]

Alan (1799.A): ...Please tell me I've finally run into one of the good ones.

NRG (1799.R): Yeah.

[The NRG's Simplicitrix glowed a bright red before he became human, having a reverse color scheme to that of Drahcir, as well as having brown hair and eyes. His Simplicitrix was worn on his right wrist.]

Richard (1799.R): Name's Richard.

Alan (1799.A): That is the opposite of comforting, not gonna lie. That's my brother's name. And well... [looks at Drahcir] He's kinda like him.

Richard (1799.R): That's unfortunate. Alan, right?

[Alan nodded and the two were interrupted by a bright cyan flash. They turned to see that the creature had turned into a yellow and red version of Humungousaur with far less armor, only having spine plates and a mace tail. He slowly rose to his feet, and Richard and Alan backed away to be out of his line of sight before he turned around.]

Alan (1799.A): Vaxasaurians on your world are a lot different from the ones on mine. Are they still weak to electricity?

Richard (1799.R): Yep. Shocksquatch?

Alan (1799.A): Shocksquatch.

[The both of them dialed in Shocksquatch but got wildly different aliens. While Alan's was bulky, with brown, grey, yellow, and tan fur, Richard's was disproportionate, and covered in purple and black fur, with lightning bolts colored a paler purple, and a dark purple lightning bolt-shaped crest on his head. The two looked at each other confused.]

Shocksquatch (1799.R): We did dial in the same alien right?

Shocksquatch (1799.A): I... don't know.

[Shocksquatch-R jumped across the alleyway, catching the attention of Ruasuognumuh, who approached. Once he got between the two alleyways, the two Shocksquatches charged up their electricity and blasted the Vaxasaurian, causing it to faint with smoke coming off of him before he changed back into Drahcir. Shocksquatch-A then hit his Simplicitrix and changed into Pesky Dust.]

Shocksquatch: Why the fairy?

Pesky Dust: He gave me nightmares with that helmet alien, now I'm gonna give him nightmares!

[Pesky Dust put out his hand and shot out red dream dust that Drahcir breathed in while knocked out, then he became human again, and Shocksquatch followed suit.]

Richard (1799.R): We need to keep a low profile, so walking is probably our best bet. Is your house less than a two hour walk from here?

Alan (1799.A): ...Why do you ask?

[A few moments later, Alan walked out of the alleyway and looked around, making sure he wasn't being followed or trailed by another alternate nearby.]

Alan (1799.A): You uh... You can come out now.

[From the alleyway jumped a rabbit. Its ears twitched and Alan looked back, extremely confused.]

Alan (1799.A): ...I don't even wanna know, man.

[Alan continued walking and the rabbit followed behind. Richard's voice came from the rabbit, but not from the mouth. Instead, it came from its mind.]

<It's not so bad once you get used to it.>

Alan (1799.A): I don't know that I want to get used to it.

<Y'know, I've never really gone a rabbit alien before. I wonder why that is.>

Alan (1799.A): Because Simplicitrix are for kids.

<I could've left you back there to die, you know.>

Alan (1799.A): But you didn't.

[Richard sighed then looked up at the Stabilized Simplicitrix.]

<Maybe flying wouldn't have been such an alternative. You're like a walking target with that thing.>

Alan (1799.A): Y'know, you're right. I can at least get rid of that temporarily.

[Alan hit the core of his Simplicitrix and became Intimachi.]

<Do I wanna know?>

Intimachi: Probably not.

[The two managed to make their way back to Alan's house where his friends were in the living room, watching the news of all the aliens. They turned to Alan just as he entered.]


[Intimachi and rabbit-Richard came over the hill, Intimachi looking behind him to be sure they weren't being followed. Rabbit-Richard morphed back to human, with a concerned look on his face.]

Richard (Earth-1799.R): Er, is that your house down there?

IntimachI: Yeah, why?

Ricahrd (Earth-1799.R): ...It seems to be under seige.

[Intimachi turned to face the house, seeing the other evil counterparts fighting with his friends. Anger filled his eyes as they changed from brown to red. Richard-R looked on with worry as Intimachi groaned in... it was either pain or pleasure, he couldn't tell which. His canines sharpened, followed his by entire body grew in size, getting up to about eight feet tall, with his muscles tearing rips in his clothing. He let out a horrific, demonic roar which caught the attention of both friends and foe down at the house.]

Alexis: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Ultimate Intimachi: THE SIMPLICITRIX IS WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK IT FUCKING HURTS! [his shouting turns into sadistic laughter] I LOVE IT!

Alexis: Jesus fucking Christ, he's a masochist.

The Return

Major Events

  • Alan and his team find out Richard is still alive.

Characters

  • Alan Nomaly
  • Alexis Dwyer
  • Jessica Nietzsche
  • Devin Lorenzo
  • Mason Babadzhanov
  • Pride
  • The Agent
  • Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1799.R)
  • Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1100)
  • Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1799.S)
  • Alan Nomaly (Future)
  • Alexis Dwyer (Earth-1799.D)

Villains

  • Richard Nomaly
  • Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.B)
  • Drahicr (Earth-1799.R)
  • Drahcir (Earth-1100)
  • Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.E)
  • Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.K)
  • Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.X)
  • Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.Z)

Transformations

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.A)

Actual Appearances

  • Shocksquatch
  • Pesky Dust
  • Intimachi
    • Ultimate Intimachi (debut)

Powers Only

  • Brainstorm

Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1799.R)

Aliens

  • NRG
  • Shocksquatch
  • Big Chill
    • Ultimate Big Chill
  • Bloxx
  • The Worst
  • EpicDermis

Morphs

  • Rabbit

Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1100)

Richard Rhyneheart (Earth-1799.S)

Alan Nomaly (Strong Future)

Alan Nomaly (Old Future)

Alexis Dwyer (Earth-1799.D)

Richard Nomaly

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.B)

Drahcir (Earth-1799.R)

  • Kcipeot (debut)
  • Ruasuognumuh (debut)

Drahcir (Earth-1100)

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.E)

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.K)

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.X)

Powers Only

Alan Nomaly (Earth-1799.Z)

Alistair

Blacktrix Alan

Bluetrix Alan

Greentrix Alan

Yellowtrix Alan

Whitetrix Alan

Allusions

  • NRG being the first transformation used by Richard (Earth-1799.R) is a reference to NRG being the first alien he ever turned into in his continuity (although the first alien in the series as Brainstorm).

Trivia

  • The plot of this two-parter is similar to that of And Then There Were None/And Then There Was Ben from Ben 10: Omniverse.