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Plot[]

Dubstep Off[]

[Mason and Jessica walked into the living room where they saw Alan sitting on the couch, a miserable look on his face and heavy bags under his eyes.]

Mason: Holy shit, what happened to you?

Alan: ...I haven't slept in five days. Pride is blasting noise pollution in my head.

Jessica: Noise pollu-

[Jessica is cut off when Alan haphazardly uses XLR8's speed to run to her, and he whispers in her ear.]

Alan: ...Dubstep.

Mason: Ohhhh. That's my fault, I gave him a phone and helped him download some musi-

[It was Mason's turn to be cut off as Alan pinned him against the wall.]

Alan: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Mason: JESUS CHRIST, THE DUDE IS OUT OF TOUCH, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

Alan: NOT FUCKING THAT!

Mason: WHY DON'T YOU JUST COUNTER IT?!

[Alan pondered this and let Mason free before hitting the Simplicitrix's core, transforming into Ghostfreak, with Pride automatically being in control.]

Pride: Wait, what's- FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Jessica: Now what?!

Pride: HE'S PLAYING COUNTRY MUSIC, FUCK!

The Great and Mighty Dongo[]

Pride: I'm telling you, he's been in here for two days.

[Pride led Alexis to a small door in the attic. Alexis opened it and crawled in, while Pride phased through the wall. Inside, paraphernalia in phallic shapes was seen strewn about the room, with the center of the back wall having a photo of what appeared to be a cross between a chicken, snake, and penis. Alexis looked around confused, before seeing Alan, in the form of Bouncing Baby, on the floor bowing to the penis-chicken-snake thing. He turned around and got angered.]

Bouncing Baby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

Alexis: What in the fuck is all this?

Bouncing Baby: These are my three refractory days of worshipping the Great and Mighty Dongo!

Alexis: The Great and Mi- I'm sorry. What?

Bouncing Baby: [motions to the penis monster] The Great and Mighty Dongo! The maker of my kind! Should I fail to do my three refractory days of worhip, I will surely perish.

[Bouncing Baby dramatically turned back to the picture of the Great and Mighty Dongo before creepily carressing it. He turned back to the other two, which stared at him awkwardly.]

Bouncing Baby: What?

Alexis: Dude. I'm a Succubus. I feed off sex. And even I don't worship dick like that. [steps away] You're weird.

[Alexis left the room and Pride turned back to Bouncing Baby.]

Bouncing Baby: Hmph. She just doesn't understand.

Pride: ...N-No. No one understands. I don't even think you understand.

Beside Myself[]

[Alanomany was seen relaxing in a chair, drinking orange soda as Clockwork sped by, using his time powers to seem faster, dodging ultraviolet blasts. Clockwork stopped just short of being hit by one, turning to see Chromastone aiming at him.]

Chromastone: You're lucky I'm not activating my ultraviolence.

Clockwork: I'm pretty sure that pun is taken. Why don't you tell me in five years?

[Clockwork's cog began spinning and he shot a time ray out of his hand. Chromastone blocked it, causing it to reflect over to Heatblast, causing a bright red flash. The other three worriedly approached as the smoke cleared, seeing a younger Heatblast detransform into a younger Alan.]

Alan: Ow. What th- [looks down at body] WHAT THE FUCK?!

Alanomany: Bad kiddie! You're not allowed to say those words!

Alan: Bitch, I'm you!

Clockwork: This tiny man's got a potty mouth on him.

Chromastone: That's rather shitty of him, don't you think?

Alanomany: Oh crap, that one stunk.

Clockwork: You two need more fecal material.

Alan: WILL YOU THREE SHUT UP AND HELP ME?!

Alanomany: Don't worry, we'll find a way to help youth in a minute.

[The three aliens began laughing, feeling fucking clever over their stupid fucking puns. Alan, however, didn't get it.]

Alan: Help youth... Help youth... Help you- OH, WHAT THE FU-

Experiment 6SixSicks[]

[The scene opened up being recorded on a camera, Alan in front of it in his dimly lit bedroom.]

Alan: Alright, we're gonna try this again. [pulls up hologram of 6SixSicks on the Simplicitrix] I still have no idea what the fuck happens when I do this, but here we go.

[Alan pressed down on the core, creating a bright red flash of light before he was nowhere to be seen. A knock was heard at the door just before Devin entered, light pouring into the room.]

Devin: Alan? [sees the camera] Oh, no, not again.

[The shadow of a tail could be seen slowly lowering before slamming the door shut, Devin screaming loudly before a ruckus could be heard in the darkness. 6SixSicks' face suddenly jumped out towards the camera while wrestling with Devin, crashing into the device and causing it to fall to the ground.]


[The scene opened up on a camera moving about the house. It panned down showing Alan's hands, the camera actually strapped to his head.]

Alan: Alright, got the go-pro ready, let's try this again.

[Alan once again pulled up 6SixSicks' hologram and transformed, the camera being much lower after the red flash. His sniffing could be heard, a bit uncomfortably close to the camera, for that matter, as he scuttled around the house. He stopped when he got to the entrance of the kitchen, and slowly, quietly, creepily crawled up the wall, sticking to the ceiling while looking down at Alexis getting food. Once she closed the fridge, he dropped down, causing her to scream.]

Alexis: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

6SixSicks: Ị̵̰͕͇͕͖͗̉̐̋̃͂͘ ̶̛̹̘̟̦̪̞̿͂̊̅͛͝ͅW̷̨̬̝͓͖͉̺̭̱̗̖̅̊̚͜ͅI̸̧̧̧̲̲̼̰̩͙̲̺̝̘̠̐͊͒̾̕͠Ļ̶̡̯̯̭̺̟͇̲̘̟̝͈̜̻̈̀̀̏L̶͈͎̼͊̐̂̆̇̐ ̸̤̳̩͙͕̮̖̙̱̙̻̃̉̓̉͊͂͂̾̿̅́͆̇̕͠F̷̡̨͇͍͔̲̳̹̙̃͗̊̀̊̏̕͜͝͝E̵͙̳̩̙̜̥͇͍̘̻͖͖̮̣͌͋̓̀̽̍̌͛̉̕͜͝Ą̴̬̟͓̬̌̃̚Ś̴̲̞̤̜͎̘̳̝̮̞̟̀̀̀̔͜ͅT̷̨̮͓̼̈̃ ̶̨̮̥̣̱̮̬̲͉͖͙͉̳̳̈́͐̈̐̓́̕͜U̴̧͉̱̘̭̩̦̜̺̫͓̝̖̼̥͌̾͂̾̐̅͊͊͒̅̉̏͗͠P̴̢̡̨̧̲͎͔͙͈͈̬̞̦̈Ỏ̴̡̻̪̼͚̞̫̅̕Ṅ̴̢͓̪͔͓̤̮͘͜ ̷̲͚͔̖͇̭̦̻̳̆̆̽̒͊̓T̵̨̛̺̤̩̞̉͌̏͛̍̈̀H̶̨̛̙̘͇͙̦̯͎̦̭͇͊͊̈̎͗̾̏̑̄Ĕ̶̜̣̭̣͙̥̞͔̈́̈̍̆̾͘̚͝ ̴̧̢̛̰͓͕͍̹̔̅͗̈́̀̐̏̾̈́̈́̇͋͠I̶̢̩̠̙̳̫͈̱͔̮̟͖̭̎̽̂̃̌̌̅̈̋̀͝͝N̶̡̠̫̩̏̂͒̂̿̋́̑̇̀̓̄͝N̵̘̼̦̯̘̪͚̦͍̙̣̘͛̆̒̆̃͗̐̆́̂͒͋̆͊͠Ṏ̵̡̻̹͔̞C̶̢̙̈́͐̍̊̿̓̐͊̿̂̊̈́̕͝E̸̢̲̠̪̙̝̭̰̻̭̹͕̰̐̎̀̕N̸̤̼͉̺̲̟͕͓̯̱̻̆̎̅́̏͂T̷̢͔̗̹̤̮̲̻̮̘̆̒̊̈̍́̾͛͋͋̇ ̴̢̯̖̠̥̻̣̻͇͍͙̓̈́̊̏͗͝B̵̧͇̭̔͋͝ͅL̶͎͐̈́̀͛̇͊̓̈́͠͝O̷̧̞͈͎͕̬͛͆̀̕O̵͎̥̯̹̺͕̤̮̩̭̗̝͊͘͜͝͝D̵̡̡͈̱̲̝̩̳̘̜͕͖͈̯̓͛̓̈́̈́̀̔͂̿̽̐̕ ̵̡̡̛̠̻̼̺͖̦̇̇̔̾̀̓͐̄̃̾̒̑̄̚O̶͇͙̖͔̦̖͚͑̅̾͐̒̌̽͜F̷̖̞̬̬͙̞͈̲̈́͛̓́̍͗̂͛̓͌̔ ̵̨̱͈̺̼̩̻̞̲̀̇̆͗̑̿͜͝Y̸̧̙̲̗̯̤̔̄͜͠͝ͅO̸̧̰̗͆̓͑͂̒͑͒͘̕͘Ű̸̱͉̝͖̹͍̮̖̼̿ͅR̸̲͌̂́͆̿͊̒͑͐̊̓͝ ̴͖̪̗̪̠͇̫͍͎̤̇̇̉͠ͅF̶̖̩̬̮̞͈̘̮̙̩̞̜̊̈̒̈͛̎̈̆̏̕͘̕͠͝Ǎ̸̡̧̢̛͈̯̜̗̲̱̲̦͉́̂̽͆͗́͒̾͗̈̚͝M̵̩̼̼̙̥̪͕͇̈́̊̽̅̐͜I̸͍̰͆̒̈́̿͑͘͠L̷̛̲̰͇͎̝̻͔̈́͊̑̓̇ͅY̷̛͔͎͚̟̫̻̗͉̥͕͉͆̍̉̈́͋͐͋̓̆͊̋͘̚!̶̧̤͕̻̪̗̤̣̑

Alexis: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?!


[The camera then floated in the air, just in front of an annoyed Alan.]

Alan: Okay, okay, drone cam. [activates Simplicitrix to show 6SixSicks] Let's-

Everyone: NO!

[Alan cowered as his friends all looked and yelled at him angrily. Slowly and one by one they all walked away. Alan looked around to be sure no one was there, then awkwardly looked at the camera before reaching out and shutting it off.]

Characters[]

  • Alan Nomaly
  • Alexis Dwyer
  • Jessica Nietzsche
  • Devin Lorenzo
  • Mason Babadzhanov
  • Pride

Aliens Used[]

Alan Nomaly[]

Actually Used[]

Powers Only[]

Pride[]

  • Ghostfreak

Allusions[]

  • Clockwork's retort to Chromastone's pun is a nod to the 5 Years Later alien Ultraviolent, as well as his remark about "five years."
  • The title for the Experiment 6SixSicks skit is a reference to the way the experiments are referred to in Lilo & Stitch: The Series prior to getting nicknames.
    • The skit was also considered to have the name The Blair Six Project, as a reference to The Blair Witch Project.

Trivia[]

  • The plot of the Dubstep Off skit was somewhat inspired by the moment in Portal 2 when GLaDOS gets annoyed by Wheatley playing classical music.
  • The skit Beside Myself was thought of when Dreamer made the art of Alanomany next to young Alan, which ended up being the episode's artwork.
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